Ok So I've cleaned my Kitchen now. It took a while but I did it. I now have no skin on my fingers. Callum and Jake are annoyed with me because I ate their soup and pesto when I was drunk. I'm not sure if I mixed them together. Sarah comes home today so I should clean the lounge too but I'm feeling mightily lazy after cleaning the kitchen.

Last week I frequented the local night club for the first time an many a moon. Good friends Chris, Breakell and Ms Ellen had made the special effot to come as it was Ms Ellen's birthday. However Callum did not come as he decided to stay home and rub his monkey (he says he wasn't told but he would have stayed home and done that anyway). It was a fine night with nuch jolity

Keith at home

Right this is my first post. I've just had the hole summer off work and I've pritty much done nothing. My house is getting slowly messyer and messyer. I now fear entering the kitchen due to air born desise. I've also started to work part time at my local cinema in the box office which has to be one of the most boring things ever! However yesterday callum came round and we went climbing and tried to put uo his new portaledge which was a small moment of near excitment. Check out his blog at coldwell-storry.blogspot.com